There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Swine flu. Run for my life!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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