It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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