yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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