i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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