I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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