What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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