I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Text me some of your sweat
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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