If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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