he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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