So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
This is classic penis vs brain.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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