I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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