meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Randomize
