How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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