garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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