i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
What a dumb baby whore.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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