all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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