It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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