my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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