we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
No subtext here. People are naked.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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