why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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