She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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