We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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