So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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