So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it glows. i had to have it.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Come on in and take your pants off
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