Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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