If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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