So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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