I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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