apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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