Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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