You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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