I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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