...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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