chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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