My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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