I can tuck mytits in my pants
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
you made out with another girl for some wings
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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