Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize