ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
God I need to hump something, right now.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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