If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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