I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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