i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Still dying that you shit outside
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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