My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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