dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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