i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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