Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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