Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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