Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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