ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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