even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
high people should be assigned attendants
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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