Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
barbara walters just said penis...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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