do herpes really smell.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He has the fingertips of a God
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