awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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