Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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