If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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