youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
