were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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