I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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